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Argentina’s female president Cristina Fernandez, has made some startling claims about the benefits of consuming pork products. She claims the white meat works better than Viagra for sexual stimulation. She goes on to explain she tested the theory with her husband and had some very pleasing results.

She made the announcement during a videotaped meeting with representatives from the swine industry. The meeting was held at the presidential palace and televised around the world. The country is lowering the price of pork in an effort to diversify the dominant beef loving Argentines. The self proclaimed pork addict, enjoyed a nice weekend eating pork with her husband and enjoying the effects.

Fernandez also commented that eating spicy grilled pork is more enjoyable and gratifying than popping a Viagra. Juan Uccelli is head of the association of pork producers and supports her claim. He states that Denmark and Japan have high pork consumption rates and their people “have much more harmonious sexual lives than us Argentines have.”

There are some doctors who disagree with these outrageous claims and say there is no way to prove it. Fernandez says why not give it a try before making a decision, what have you got to lose?