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Well, it looks like Britney Spears has done it again; this time her most recent song aptly titled “3,” condones a threesome as an acceptable means of sexual expression: the problem with her unrivaled ingenuity is that most of her audience are “tweens, ” which typically refers to the age of twelve. Unfortunately, Spears’ target audience does not understand what a threesome is exactly, but with enough investigative energy and prodding, the “tween” will in a few years be following suit.

In addition to learning that having babies as a teenager is wonderful, the means by which the baby is conceived will be illustrated in Spears’ sexual guidelines pop-up book. Unless of course parents’ decide to intervene and perhaps filter the material that their child gets his or her ears and eyes on.

Here are some of the lyrics to her most recent canticle: “Three is a charm, Two is not the same, I don’t see the harm, So are you game?” For those that feel confused, don’t be, Spears is in fact speaking of golf. Following in the footsteps of Perry Farell’s “Three Days,” which possibly contains even less wit than “3,” Spears plans on doing it her way; and the release is set for Nov. 24th, nearly five years after her last groundbreaking work of art.