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Heidi Montag reveals herself in the August 14th edition of Playboy, but not in a physical way. Her photos include her in a white bikini covered in mud with the unmistakable Playboy Bunny drawn into the mud, and a few others that reveal her stripped down yet strategically placed to remain modest.

Montag claims to be “very religious” and contemplates not telling her dad about the sexy shoot. Her mother, on the other hand, is very supportive saying that “God gave you that body, you show that cute little thing!”

Another area that Montag had no qualms revealing herself in was the interview. When discussing the sex life with her husband, Spencer, who was also conducting the interview, Montag gave herself bragging rights. “When I met you, I entered a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love,” Montag stated. “Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms. Before you, sex was just something that happened.” She want on to pity couples whose sex life is not as satisfying as theirs.

Of course, the interview would not have been complete without discussing the new season of “The Hills.” Again, Montag bares all. She admits that Lauren Conrad’s absence is “fine with me,” and that the fact that she is hated by other women simply means that she is doing her job right.

Montag does seem to be doing her job right. Another season of “The Hills,” a Playboy shoot, and a to-die-for sex life is not the life of someone faulting anywhere.