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Los Angeles – Now that Angelina Jolie has known Brad Pitt for more than two years, the sex-goddess turned humanitarian, has learned some essential truths about the father of her children: his head for business isn’t quite as hot as his body.

This week’s In Touch finds an actual reporter sitting within eavesdropping distance of Angelina while she had a drink with a muscle-bound dude at classy New York joint the Waldorf-Astonia hotel. She has overheard dropping some choice words about the two-time Sexiest Man Alive and his skills to pay the bills. “I won’t talk to Brad about this because you know how he is financially, which is stupid,” she said over a glass of red wine. “Someone has to make the big decisions, though.”

As the reporter was hurrying to secretly transcribe her comments in linguine, she went on to describe how she’s left bewildered by his investment strategies. “He’ll put money into things–but it’s bizarre!” she says. “It doesn’t always make sense to me. The reality is, we’re not a company together. Things should be separate. I think you know I make my own financial decisions. Brad knows there are times he should just be quiet and look pretty.”Ouch! Brad is not a piece of meat! Just kidding, he totally is. But Angelina’s financial planning doesn’t sound half bad. There’s no rule saying every couple needs to pool their resources, especially considering the size of these respective money bins.